Thursday, November 13, 2003 :::
When I first heard of Paris Hilton, twenty-something party girl of the Hilton hotel clan, I had two thoughts: 1. Paris is a boy's name (and, yes, I know that a lot of currently-female names were once exclusively male) and 2. If I had a hotel chain named after me (or my kin, or anybody with my last name), I would not name my daughter after a major world capital. That's just asking for jokes about how many men have been in the Paris Hilton or what facilities the Paris Hilton might have. Well, this new sex tape that all of the local radio talk guys were discussing today can't help.
Incidentally, I avoided the USA Today web site because it seemed to have a particularly obnoxious pop-up, but it also had an other headline, which read "Madonna to launch toy line, and no, not that kind." Ahem.
::: posted by Steven at 1:40 AM
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