Thursday, August 07, 2003 :::
Gary Coleman is running for Governor, too, but he doesn't mean it:
Coleman, speaking shortly after film star Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he was running for governor, predicted that Schwarzenegger would win -- and Coleman said he would vote for the 'Terminator.'
'Now that Arnold is in the race, there is no race. Gray Davis needs to pack his bags,' he said. 'I'm going to stay in the race, but I'm not going to campaign.'
Larry Flynt is in, too. He wants to offer amnesty to illegal immigrants. Perhaps by the time the election rolls around, he'll learn that "governor" isn't a federal office.
Remember Gallagher, the guy who smashed watermelons in the '70s? He's in. Columnist Arianna Huffington is in, too. Her ex-husband is considering it.
California is fun to watch, but I wouldn't want to live there.
::: posted by Steven at 12:47 PM
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