Wednesday, May 28, 2003 :::
My suggestion, in reading Lileks today, is that you skip half-way down, starting with the following:
Right before I woke up I dreamed I had an assignment: write a bad feature story in the style of the New York Times. When I woke I had the last sentence still in my head; I stumbled next door to the studio, woke up the Mac, and typed this sentence:
Over in the field, a hound was hunched over excreting a “striver,” the local’s term for the hard, elegantly tapered stools for which the wild dogs are renowned.
Then, if you have too much time on your hands and wish to read more on the topic, try this Simpsons episode.
::: posted by Steven at 2:20 AM
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